Lam: I hate GPS's →
rachelalalau: Just had an interview for my first job ever today. It already started out bad because I came 15 minutes late since the stupid GPS led me to the wrong place when the museum was a freaking mile from where the GPS’ “destination” was. This was just like that Simpsons episode where they got a GPS and… I hope you get the job! What position are you applying for? Thank you! I actually...
I saw a really pretty lizard crossing the highway today. It was HUGE and I thought it was a baby alligator at first but I guess not. I almost ran into it but I stopped and switched lanes. Fucking stupid cars behind me probably ran it over because when I looked back on my rearview mirror the cars didn’t really stop or anything; they just went straight. I don’t know if that poor lizard...
I hate GPS's
Just had an interview for my first job ever today. It already started out bad because I came 15 minutes late since the stupid GPS led me to the wrong place when the museum was a freaking mile from where the GPS’ “destination” was. This was just like that Simpsons episode where they got a GPS and it told them to turn right into houses and construction sites; the same thing...
Caught in Ink: running on less than two hours of... →
my definition of packing is throwing random clothes into the suitcase I get hungry when I don’t sleep at night I’m extremely sleepy right now my flight is tomorrow and I do not have a window seat I very stupidly opened the door without looking through the peephole and had to talk to people… Aw I’ll miss you Minh! Hope you have a lot of fun in New York! Also, I never got that...
That Sailor Disney Princess file I was working on in Photoshop for TWO WEEKS became corrupted after I was trying to save it while my computer was freezing up. I cannot even express with words how furious I am right now. All that fucking work down the drain!! The file is NOT recoverable, not even when I tried to change the extension for the .tmp file or when I downloaded 3 different Photoshop...
iamlisa: Another picture of yourself. Me in my prime. Before you turned violent.
At the risk of giving out spoilers, I had a dream relating to Inception that was too cool and accurate to not write down. So if you haven’t seen the movie, then just don’t read this. Anyway, I went to sleep at 1 AM earlier, and woke up just now (I hate it when this happens). During my dream, I was on vacation in a mountain range for what seems like days, until something happened and I...
Chief Wiggum: You have that much faith in me?
Homer Simpson: No, faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.
I like you, but I’m not in like with you.– Bobby Hill
Freaking Jurassic Park paradise